Beard Science
by Penny Reid
Winston Brothers #3
Publication Date: October 11, 2016
Genres: Adult, Contemporary, Humor, Romance
Series Description:
Everyone in Green Valley, Tennessee knows that the six bearded Winston brothers
have been imbued with an unfair share of charm and charisma… and are prone to
mischief.
Blurb:
Make a deal with the devil and you might get what you
want, but will it be what you need?
Jennifer Sylvester wants one thing, and that one thing is
NOT to be Tennessee’s reigning Banana Cake Queen. Ever the perpetual good girl
and obedient daughter, Jennifer is buckling under the weight of her social
media celebrity, her mother’s ambitions, and her father’s puritanical mandates.
Jennifer is officially desperate.
And desperate times call for Cletus Winston.
Cletus Winston is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery covered in
conundrum sauce, and now he’s in a pickle. Despite being convinced of his own
omniscience, extortion by the exalted Banana Cake Queen of Green Valley has
taken him completely by surprise. So… what’s a maniacal mastermind to do?
Likely, the last thing you expect.
‘Beard Science’ is the third book in the Winston Brothers
series, is a full-length romantic comedy novel, and can be read as a
standalone.
Excerpt:
“I saw what you did.”
“You saw what I did.” He repeated flatly, apparently bored
with me and the conversation. His eyes were on the rear-view mirror.
But I would not be ignored. Not this time.
Gathering every ounce of courage within me, I blurted, “I
saw what you did, last week, with the Iron Wraiths evidence. You took it. And
now they can’t find it, and now they’re dropping the case against Razor.”
Finally, Cletus looked at me. To my astonishment, his
typically green eyes had become a fiery blue and he snapped, “You saw no such
thing.”
“I did." I nodded at my assertion. "In fact, I
have a video of you doing it.”
He blinked. His expression and his voice, usually so
controlled, both cracked with surprise. “You did what?”
“I recorded it, on my phone.” I swallowed three times for no
reason.
His gaze sharpened in such a way that startled me, as though
clouds or an illusionary mist parted and revealed a slight glimpse of the real
Cletus Winston beneath. These new eyes flickered over my person.
“Prove it.” His demand was sharp and quick, like a whip, and
made my heart jump to my throat.
I pulled my phone from my purse with trembling fingers. I
knew why I was shaking. I wasn’t used to confrontation. I was a natural
pacifist, preferring peace to sass. But desperate times called for desperate
measures.
He snatched my cell once I’d unlocked it and tapped through
the series of screens until he reached my videos. He found the one dated last
week, the one I’d taken of Sheriff James talking about my banana cake and hit
play. As Cletus watched, a touch of color drained from his cheeks. He was
seeing what I’d spotted last week when I reviewed the recording. One half of
the screen was the sheriff. The other half of the screen was Cletus in the
background, pocketing the evidence, looking around, then walking away.
Cletus made a strangled noise that sounded both frustrated
and enraged. I eyed the door next to me, considering and immediately dismissing
an escape. Meanwhile, he watched the recording again. When it ended for a
second time, silence took its place, hard and heavy between us. I examined his
profile, endeavoring to parse his thoughts.
Cletus’ expression was blank, which—I abruptly realized—was
highly unusual. He always wore an expression. Thoughtful, concerned, patient,
bored, interested, somber, perturbed. How odd, for a person to always have an
expression . . . unless that person wore emotions like a mask, meant to
misdirect the true nature of his thoughts.
“You made a copy?” His tone, laden with ice and granite,
made me shiver.
He didn’t sound at all like the bumbling but affable Cletus
Winston I’d known since forever. He sounded . . . dangerous.
I needed to clear my throat before I could speak. “I did. I
made a few. Saved in a few places.”
The side of his mouth ticked up, but his eyes lacked humor
as he turned them back to me. “That was smart. Otherwise I would have smashed
your phone into a quantity of tiny pieces. Then it would have been your word against
mine.”
“That’s right,” I said the words on a breath, the good sense
of fear wrestling with determination.
But, damn it, I need his help! And it had to be him. It just
had to. He could make anything happen. Everyone in town and the surrounding areas
owed him a favor. I'd heard the rumors. I'd paid attention. I'd put the puzzle
pieces together.
And now I had the most powerful man in east Tennessee right
where I needed him.
About Penny Reid
SEX! It all started with sex, between my parents. Personally I don’t like thinking about it, but whatever works for you is a-ok with me. No judgment. The sex happened in California and much of my life also occurred in that state until I moved from the land of nuts (almonds), wine, silicon… boobs, and heavy traffic to the southeast US. Like most writers I like to write, but let’s get back to sex. Eventually I married and gave birth to 2 small people-children (boy-6, girl-4 as of this writing).
By day I’m a biomedical researcher with focus on rare diseases. By night I’m a knitter, sewer, lino block carver, fabric printer, soap maker, and general crafter. By the wee hours of the morning or when I’m intoxicated I love to listen to the voices in my head and let them tell me stories. I hope you enjoy their stories.
Review
I truly love Jennifer. She's a virgin, but this is totally not one of those cliché tales of the annoying little princess being corrupted by the undeniable alpha male. Jennifer has personality. She's been sheltered her entire life by her overbearing parents and is trying to stand on her own feet. She isn't rebelling and going all wild. She's a good person looking for a little breathing room and a few people to call friends.
Cletus is one of the most unique and interesting characters I've come across. He's definitely sexy and appealing in many ways. He's also very smart and blunt. He sends signals by way of his outward appearance and mannerisms that he's just an average country boy mechanic. He's actually logging every detail of what goes on around him. He has the dirt on anyone and everyone and isn't above using it when it comes to protecting the few people he loves. I really enjoy the intelligent straight forward way he approaches life, and the way he talks is so refreshing. I'm in love. ♥︎♥︎
This is definitely the best romance I've read in a long time and one of my top reads this year. Nothing about it felt like something I had already read. That's very rare for me. I cannot recommend it enough. If you like sweet and funny romances, this is a must. I read it as a standalone, but I'm definitely going back to the read the other books now. 5++ stars
***copy given in exchange for an honest review***
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